FROM GAVIN ESLER
Hello,
NEWSFLASHThis week after the rows about faking things on television, I received some
YouTube clips - originally shown on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson - cut together to make it look as if the former US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was giving an unusual Pentagon briefing.
Instead of listening to reporters' questions he was practising origami, rolling a cigarette, drawing a cartoon. The technical fakery was very clever. I sent the clips to all Newsnight staff. Today a national newspaper phoned the BBC press office to ask if this meant that Newsnight was not taking the faking on TV scandal seriously. I am not making this up. They really did. Come on guys, get a grip!
In tonight's programme:
DOMINO'S PIZZA It's been called one of the worst cases of worker exploitation. The Transport and General Workers Union claims Hungarian migrants employed at Domino's Pizza franchises in Derby have taken home virtually no pay for months because of illegal deductions from their wages. Tonight we put these allegations to Domino's Pizza live on the programme.
FLOODS After the week of some of the worst flooding since records began in Britain, there is a new appreciation of what some of the poorest people in the world face. We don't normally report the flooding in many of the world's countries but tonight we have reports from three other countries where flooding is devastating people's lives. And the causes are surprisingly similar to the ones you'll find in Britain - Victorian drains, building developments in the wrong place and cities built round the meeting points of big rivers.
RUSSIAN YOUTH And while the coming week will see mass celebrations to mark the 100th anniversary of scouting in Russia, more than 10,000 will gather for a very different youth movement. It's a pro-Kremlin youth group called Nashi or "our-own." We've been finding out what the Nashi phenomenon means for Russia and potentially for its relations with the West.
AND FINALLYToday's Joke Fit For an Eleven Year Old comes from Newsnight viewer Daniela:
A policeman stops a woman who had been speeding and the following conversation ensues:
P: Can I see your license please?
W: I don't have one, it's been taken last time I was driving drunk
P: Can I see the car papers then?
W: Don't have any, I stole this car, but let me just look in the glove compartment under my pistol...
P: You stole this car and have a pistol in the glove compartment?
W: Yes, I put it in there after I shot the driver of this car and put her body in the boot.
P: You have a body in the boot?
W: Yes.
After hearing this, the policeman calls for backup and as these arrive a superior officer approaches the woman in the car, asking again:
SO: Can I see your licence?
W: Yes, of course here it is.
SO: Whose car is this?
W: Mine, here are the papers.
After checking the glove compartment and boot and not finding anything he says to her:
"This is strange, my colleague who first stopped you said you had no licence, stole the car, had a pistol in the glove compartment and a body in your boot"
To which the woman replied:" oh dear and I bet he also told you I was speeding..."
Newsnight is at 10.30 pm on BBC2.
Gavin
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